Kristol's New York Times column this week, "Continuity We Can Believe In," is so astonishingly awful that I don't even have much material to deal with. More importantly, my fear--that his column is coming to an end after his one year contract is up--must be true. How else can I explain exactly how short this column falls?
Billy does make one point clear. For some time, he's dedicated to fear-mongering when it comes it Iran. But first things first.
Billy's disappointed with Obama's dog choice (Labradoodle or Portuguese water dog) announced on This Week.
These are nice, friendly, generally obedient breeds (or in the case of
the Labradoodle, a crossbreed). But what a missed opportunity! Obama
could have made a bolder, edgier choice, like a mini-Australian
shepherd. I happen to know one well. He’s very smart, a bit neurotic,
devoted to his master (if sometimes confused about whether he or the
master is the master), and always looking for people to herd. A
mini-Aussie would have fit right into a White House populated by Rahm
Emanuel, Larry Summers, Joe Biden et al. Instead, Obama’s going with a
no-drama canine alternative.
I think Billy thought he was being clever by "hiding" a dig at Obama and his team. You know, with that whole dog-reflects-owners bit. Anyway, Billy used this no drama comment to talk about all of the lack of change he sees about when it comes to Obama's announcements and signals, thus far.
Because Obama agreed with Cheney's advice not to implement his campaign rhetoric until he’s fully briefed on the
details of the Bush administration’s counterterrorism policy; because Obama is going to work on important issues like the economy and the crisis in Gaza first; and because he knows that dealing with Hamas is an extremely complex situation--all of this means, in Billy's little mind, that there won't be any change with Obama.
I guess you really can hear what you want.
Then, Billy turns to Iran:
On Iran, Obama did say he’d be taking “a new approach,” that
“engagement is the place to start” with “a new emphasis on being
willing to talk.” But he also reminded Stephanopoulos that the Iranian
regime is exporting terrorism through Hamas and Hezbollah and is
“pursuing a nuclear weapon that could potentially trigger a nuclear
arms race in the Middle East.” He said his willingness to talk would be
combined with “clarity about what our bottom lines are” — one of them
presumably being, as he’s said before, no Iranian nuclear weapons. And
he demonstrated a sense of urgency — “we anticipate that we’re going to
have to move swiftly in that area.”
So: After talks with Iran (if they happen) fail to curb Iran’s
nuclear program, but (perhaps) impress other nations with our good
faith, we’ll presumably get greater international support for
sanctions. That will also (unfortunately) fail to deter Iran.
“Engagement is the place to start,” Obama said, but it’s not likely to
be the place Obama ends. He’ll end up where Bush is — with the choice
of using force or acquiescing to the idea of a nuclear Iran.
And he’ll probably be calling Dick Cheney for advice.
So, all of that Billy for the two graphs of what you really meant to say: talks with Iran, if they happen at all, will fail. Then Obama will have to make a decision whether to act militarily or deal with the idea of Iran obtaining a nuclear weapon (if that premise is even right).
Really. You needed all that space to say that? Maybe the New York Times should have given you a weekly blog post instead of a column. Billy's columns just become increasingly inexcusable.
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